Toy Review – The Real Nude Helio by Blush Novelties

I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s [...]


Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory

In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single [...]


Toy Review – Womanizer Pro40

  Oh Womanizer. I definitely don’t love you, I kind of want to hate you – truthfully, I don’t know what I feel about you.   Despite knowing they were huge unapologetic [...]


Toy Review – Satisfyer 1, 2, Pro 2, Pro Penguin, Pro Deluxe

This isn’t going to follow my typical review style, no, this time you’re going to hear a story, an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish, because it’s the only way I can [...]


Toy Review – Remoji Diver By PicoBong

I was worried when I received the Diver app-controlled vibrating egg from PicoBong’s Remoji line. PicoBong is owned by Lelo – something I had momentarily forgotten when I requested [...]


Toy Review – Vixskin Mustang by Vixen Creations

I’m going to tell you a story about something I love. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEE It is with extreme rarity that I say that, just FYI. This week’s sex toy is the Mustang, by Vixen Creations. I’m [...]

Toy Review – Cush O2 by Tantus

Long time listener, first time caller…I’m addicted to sex toys.  You know, some people collect stamps, others collect baseball cards, me? Dildos. It’s basically the same thing.  So lets begin. I [...]