Toy Review – The Queen Bee by Hot Octopuss

I hate this thing. Sometimes I know I’m going to hate a toy, but when someone asks me to review it I agree anyway, because a blog of only glowingly positive reviews isn’t fair. This [...]


Toy Review – The Cue by Sola

  I feel like we need to talk a little bit about my G-Spot. I’ve talked about it before in my post specifically explaining the beginnings of my explorations into internal stimulation [...]


Toy Review – The Real Nude Helio by Blush Novelties

I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s [...]


Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory

In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single [...]


Toy Review – The Snug Plug by b-Vibe

I’ve been on a positive review streak as of late and I have to admit it’s been pretty nice, but you know the saying – All good things must end. Unfortunately we end with the [...]


Toy Review – The Ergo by Blush Novelties

I was astonished a few months ago to find a dildo that was so perfect it could oust my first true love – the Vixen Mustang – for my number-one-fave, so you can perhaps imagine my [...]


Toy Review – The 7″ Pro Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Cloud9

Suction cup-based dildos. It seemed like a good idea at the time…     A few months back I saw Early To Bed posting about these 100% silicone dildos that were only twenty-five [...]


Toy Review – The Adam Super Soft by Tantus

Listen up people, I’ve got somethin’ to say!     I fucking love this dildo. Oh. My. Jesus. It’s so good.   Not words you’re used to seeing from me, right? [...]


Toy Review – The Crescendo by MysteryVibe

God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. [...]


Toy Review – The Ditto by We-Vibe

I never saw myself putting something more unpleasant into my butt than that one Tantus plug I bought when I was 19 and knew nothing about butts, but I was sorely mistaken.     Hah. See [...]

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