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Toy Review – The Sensi by Uberrime

I really wanted to like this dildo. I know I start so many reviews this way, but I honestly believed I had a slam dunk with the Sensi and I’m supper bummed to report that I was wrong.  Uberrime are a sorta knew company on the scene making these really gorgeous marbled dildos. They’ve got […]

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For The Love Of Fucking Packers

No I mean like…fucking packers. I’ve long been on the search for the perfect dildos. In my case, perfect means soft, squishy, pliable. Boring in shape and accommodating in size, I’m most pleased by something that closely mimics the feel of a real penis (stiff, funky shapes and large sizes are painful for me.)   […]

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