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Toy Review – The Sugarotic Clitoral Suction and G-spot Rabbit Vibrator by Rock Candy

Dual-stimulators are often considered very hit or miss – weighing more heavily on the miss end of the spectrum for many. I’m just gonna come right out and say it, the Sugarotic is unfortunately not the exception for me. I go into dual-stimulator reviews knowing there’s a high likelihood of them just not fitting my […]

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Toy Review – The Wave by ROMP

I always get excited for budget-friendly toys that are body-safe and don’t suck. I recognize that a lot of the toys I have the privilege of reviewing here are out of a lot of people’s price range, and if my blog proves anything, it’s that everybody’s bodies are going to be different, and not everything

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Toy Review – The Doxy Bullet

The name Doxy usually conjures images of a wand built to rival the Hitachi. Doxy has been working for years now to carve out a piece of the industry with their signature rumbly vibes. Based out of England, they’ve cornered a previously underserved market for plug-in vibes (you’d need an adapter to use a Hitachi

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Toy Review – The Snail Vibe

I began sex toy blogging in 2015, and even after seven years I still feel pretty confident in saying that I can count on my fingers the number of times I’ve seen a truly innovative sex toy come to market. The Snail Vibe takes up one of those fingers. The Snail Vibe (by Snail Vibe)

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Toy Review – The Naughty Bits Suck Buddy by California Exotics

This is a tricky review for me. Typically I write only what works for me and my body, and I don’t venture off into too much speculation of “if you have X Y or Z differently then it will totally work for you!” – I leave that determining up to my readers. It’s really your

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Toy Review – The P Cat by Tracy’s Dog

Kinda weird that a brand called Tracy’s Dog would have a toy named an abbreviation of Pussycat, and for some reason, for this brand – of all brands, the one that has a category of toys on their website called “Fuck Me Up” (and still somehow the “Suck Me Up” headline is grosser…) the full

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Toy Review – The Mighty Thick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator by Evolved

Hey there, hi, I’ve got a terrible review for you – big news, I know. This time we’re looking at the Mighty Thick Rechargeable bullet vibe by Evolved. It’s taken me an extra long time to review this pretty simple little toy, and the reason for that is that it won’t stay fucking charged. A

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Toy Review – The Lucky 7 Thrusting Vibrator by Tracy’s Dog

I won’t keep rehashing my complete disdain for this company’s name/branding in every review but if you didn’t catch my last one, and you’re here for my contempt towards crappy marketing then you’ll want to check out the first couple paragraphs over here. Tl;dr I fuckin hate this name and their branding. But we’re doing

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Toy Review – The Cici by Svakom

Uhm…I love this? It’s weird, I know – you’re not used to hearing me say those words – but this little G-spot vibe has actually become my new fave. I’m as surprised as you are, trust me. The Cici by Svakom is a slim, quiet, rechargeable, waterproof G-spot vibe. Normally I’d be kinda miffed about

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Toy Review – The Little Witch by Tracy’s Dog

Update 7/2023 : Tracy’s Dog no longer makes this toy Before we go any further, I’ve got a brand info-dump for you. Tracy’s Dog. What the fuck, right? Tracy’s Dog has been around for many years now, originating as an Amazon retailer of notoriously unsafe products which they frequently lied about the composition of. They

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Toy Review – The Wellness G Wave Dual Stimulation Vibrator by Blush Novelties

I’m just gonna call it the G Wave – I can’t with these long-ass names. Other companies are calling their toys by single syllables, get it together Blush. The G Wave is a dual stimulator/”rabbit”style waterproof silicone vibrator, with two flexible appendages that are supposed to help get the best fit. As far as the

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Toy Review – The Curvy 1 by Satisfyer

Air-pressure-wave-“suction”-doohickeys just keep coming, and I just keep trying to find one that can come even close to matching with my beloved Pro40, because one day it’s going to be discontinued and I’m gonna be in big trouble. It’s an unfortunate truth that you cannot simply stock up on electronics (or else I’d have a

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