The wearable remote egg vibrator has been a thing for…well for a while. I’ve owned a handful of cheap plastic blobs with wired controller attached, or little (hot pink because that’s very inconspicuous) boxy remotes that barely fit in the palm of your hand with simple on/off switches. A few of them did manage to […]
Toy Review – The Jive by We-Vibe Read Post »
Here’s a phrase I’m getting extraordinarily comfortable with saying : I made a mistake. I thought I was going to absolutely hate the Noje W3 – I actually turned down the offer to review it before from another retailer because I was just so very certain that I’d be writing the most uninspired trash piece
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I did it again. I let myself be fooled by form instead of focusing on function. I’ll accept my responsibility here, but can you really blame me? The Kushi looks so fuckin’ cool. The Tenga company originally began back in 2005 making masturbation sleeves and other toys for people with penises. Tenga stands out in
Toy Review – The Iroha+ Kushi by Tenga Read Post »
*The original Starlet has since been discontinued from the time of this post’s publishing. The review contents remain relevant for the original model, but links have been updated to reflect the upgraded Starlet 3* With the Womanizer Pro40 being the only toy that can reliably get me off at the moment, you’d think that maybe
Toy Review – The Starlet by Womanizer Read Post »
I’ve got a problem. I can barely get vibrators to work. I talked a little bit about it already in my lack-lustre review of the Mini Swan Wand, but I’m finding it more and more difficult to orgasm with traditional vibrators. Even my go-to powerhouses like the Hitachi or Eroscillator aren’t making the cut, and
Toy Review – The Aria Finger Wand by Blush Novelties Read Post »
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to force yourself (and your autocorrect) to type the word “dodil”? Very. The Dodil is a very neat new idea that came out last year courtesy of an accidentally brilliant Swede who, while apparently trying to help a friend create a moldable fishing lure, wound up
Toy Review – The Dodil Read Post »
I hate this thing. Sometimes I know I’m going to hate a toy, but when someone asks me to review it I agree anyway, because a blog of only glowingly positive reviews isn’t fair. This was not the case with the Queen Bee. I thought I’d be really into the Queen Bee, I specifically rushed
Toy Review – The Queen Bee by Hot Octopuss Read Post »
Content Warning : Emotional and psychological abuse in relationships, mental health and self-esteem, suicide, sexual assault, date rape. I had my first real boyfriend at 13 years old. Within a few weeks we were saying the L word and were pretty sure our lives would utterly disintegrate if we didn’t have each other. This
Do You Promise? – A tale of emotional abuse and personal growth Read Post »
I feel like we need to talk a little bit about my G-Spot. I’ve talked about it before in my post specifically explaining the beginnings of my explorations into internal stimulation and the toys I liked at the time, as well as what I hoped to find in the future (more good G-spot toys), but
Toy Review – The Cue by Sola Read Post »
I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s safe to assume this will continue to happen and I have to concede that I just like a whole lot of dildos now. My new current fave
Toy Review – The Real Nude Helio by Blush Novelties Read Post »
In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single satisfactory new vibrator is crossing my path. Who even am I anymore? I’m trying to find some good internal-use vibes to
Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory Read Post »
I’ve been on a positive review streak as of late and I have to admit it’s been pretty nice, but you know the saying – All good things must end. Unfortunately we end with the Snug Plug. I consider myself a creature of habit. When I find pants that fit I buy 7 pairs and
Toy Review – The Snug Plug by b-Vibe Read Post »