Understanding My Weird Vulva
I’d been with a number of women in my 14 years of sexual activity, but this was going to be different than any experience I’d had before, in a lot of ways.
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Toy Review – The Next by Womanizer
I didn’t think I’d be reviewing any more of the typical Womanizer products for a while yet, as many of what’s come out of the last couple years have just been minor upgrades to older models (like new colors) or “new” models that are missing certain features of older, more expensive versions. I don’t believe
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Toy Review – The Duo 2 by Womanizer
It’s been almost 4 years since I first tried the original Duo from Womanizer. I was rather pleasantly surprised then, and I maintain that stance to this day. It’s difficult for a lot of people to find a dual-stimulator that actually fits their body (I’ve certainly had my fair share of duds) so that I
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2022 – New Flings and Old Flames
My blog took more than a small break through the first half, which may not have been super noticeable as my posting schedule has always been a bit erratic. At the end of last year I went to visit my family in the US with the intention of finishing up the small renovations I’d had
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Toy Review – The Flip by ROMP
It’s been a really long time since I’ve used a wand vibrator – probably not since I tried out the one in Blush’s Noje line back in 2018 (and can that really be called a wand? It’s technically the right shape but it’s so tiny…) I might have reached for my Hitachi once or twice
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What Could A Sex Toy Reviewer Wish For? – 2022
I’ve kept wish lists for myself in the past just to keep an eye on things I thought were interesting or to occasionally make special requests from the companies I do reviews for, but I haven’t updated any of them in a very long time. When stores have catalogs in the thousands and there’s new
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Toy Review – The Sugarotic Clitoral Suction and G-spot Rabbit Vibrator by Rock Candy
Dual-stimulators are often considered very hit or miss – weighing more heavily on the miss end of the spectrum for many. I’m just gonna come right out and say it, the Sugarotic is unfortunately not the exception for me. I go into dual-stimulator reviews knowing there’s a high likelihood of them just not fitting my
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Toy Review – The Wave by ROMP
I always get excited for budget-friendly toys that are body-safe and don’t suck. I recognize that a lot of the toys I have the privilege of reviewing here are out of a lot of people’s price range, and if my blog proves anything, it’s that everybody’s bodies are going to be different, and not everything
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Toy Review – The Mighty Thick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator by Evolved
Hey there, hi, I’ve got a terrible review for you – big news, I know. This time we’re looking at the Mighty Thick Rechargeable bullet vibe by Evolved. It’s taken me an extra long time to review this pretty simple little toy, and the reason for that is that it won’t stay fucking charged. A
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Toy Review – The Wellness G Wave Dual Stimulation Vibrator by Blush Novelties
I’m just gonna call it the G Wave – I can’t with these long-ass names. Other companies are calling their toys by single syllables, get it together Blush. The G Wave is a dual stimulator/”rabbit”style waterproof silicone vibrator, with two flexible appendages that are supposed to help get the best fit. As far as the
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Toy Review – The Curvy 1 by Satisfyer
Air-pressure-wave-“suction”-doohickeys just keep coming, and I just keep trying to find one that can come even close to matching with my beloved Pro40, because one day it’s going to be discontinued and I’m gonna be in big trouble. It’s an unfortunate truth that you cannot simply stock up on electronics (or else I’d have a
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Toy Review – The Exposed Nocturnal Bullet Collection Lipstick Vibe by Blush Novelties
This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously. But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just pick one name? Every damn toy’s name is the length of a novel. “Exposed” is the collection name, which encompasses 10 different vibrators
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