I’m calling it the So. Cal Sunshine because – as per usual – these names are absurd! I am forever convinced that whoever picks names for sex toys really wishes they’d become a novelist, or part of an emo pop-punk band that uses entire sentences for song titles. This review could honestly have been only […]
Brace yourselves – this one’s a weird one. The toy is weird, my reaction is weird…it’s all weird! I also have to start this off with a warning that if you are to embark on your own journey using this toy, you MUST. USE. LUBE. Lot’s of it. Apply it liberally, because you do not
Toy Review – The Chic Jasmine by California Exotics Read Post »
Henceforth known as “The Impulse” because that name is excessive and I won’t keep typing it. I somehow went from never having tried a dual-stimulator ever to suddenly having THREE to review. How exciting. I want to preface this by admitting that I already had a pretty good hunch I was not going to like