I’m about to share what might be the most unpopular opinion in the sex toy reviewer realm. I’ve had this toy since October and I’ve been anxious to speak about it, but I have to break my silence, I gotta take the plunge, I need to say what’s in my heart, reluctance and shame be damned. But I already […]
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The second sex machine in my arsenal of toys is The Shockspot Fucking Machine. The Shockspot is about 15-23 pounds and when completely broken down can measure at 6x6x19 inches, but unless you’re trying to fly with this thing it’s not very big at all when left completely assembled, and slides under the bed quite easily. It
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So, during the republican debate, Crave offered a sale that I moronically jumped on, and here I am as the new owner of the Vesper necklace vibrator. To be clear, I’m calling myself a moron not over anything to do with the vibrator or Crave, but because I didn’t consider the currency exchange, international shipping, and duties when
Toy Review – Vesper by Crave Read Post »
This delightful little thing, is called the kGoal. Get it? like Kegel…because it’s a kegel exerciser? Anyway.. First of all, I hesitate to call this a “toy” review, because the kGoal is not a sex toy per se. It vibrates, it’s a sexual aid perhaps in that it’s supposed to help you strengthen your pelvic muscles which has all
Toy Review – kGoal by M!nnaLife Read Post »
This is the easiest and shortest review I’ll probably ever give. Should this dildo even exist? No. Okay fine, my vagina doesn’t speak for all vaginas, I shouldn’t assume you’ll hate something as much as I do. Fine. Fine….fine. I’ll tell you about it. This is the Pipedream Icicles No. 24 I’d link to them but I don’t
Toy Review – Icicles No.24 by Pipedream Read Post »
Sorry for the two week sabbatical, I was out of town and failed to queue up some posts. I wanted to do a 100% positive review to make up for it, but it turns out I just don’t have another toy besides the Mustang that I feel 100% positive about – womp womp. I come
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I’m going to tell you a story about something I love. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEE It is with extreme rarity that I say that, just FYI. This week’s sex toy is the Mustang, by Vixen Creations. I’m gonna give a plug for Shevibe here as well, since that’s where mine came from. The box is NOT lying (about it being worth every inch). And
Toy Review – Vixskin Mustang by Vixen Creations Read Post »
Folks…what you see before you is the Sybian. We’ve all heard of it, we’ve heard of its magic, its wonder, its incredibleness. Well, I have one. And I hate it. Now, of course, this thing is amazing, it’s made dozens and dozens of people I know cum their brains out, it’s reduced other people to drooling stupefied piles of goo, our
Toy Review – The Sybian Read Post »
Typically when I start to think about a review I like to map out a list of things I definitely want to talk about, a pros and cons if you will. Well, for those who don’t like my multi-paragraph walls of text about these things, here you go, the TL;dr version You know it’s
Toy Review – The Ora2 by Lelo Read Post »
To follow up this week’s Intro To Butts I thought my toy review would… have to do with butts. This one will be about a couple different items because there’s only so much one buttplug does. If you don’t know how to prepare for anal play I seriously suggest my earlier post. None of this will be useful
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(Want to read my updated thoughts on the Hitachi? You can do that Here) So, I had a review in the queue for something else today but I’ve decided to bump it to next week in favor of something I picked up earlier this week. Shout out to Come As You Are for always being there when
Toy Review – The Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable by Vibratex Read Post »
*Note* : links in this post have been discontinued – Feeldoe/Realdoe is no longer distributing to other retailers or allowing their patented design for use by other manufacturers (Tantus, etc) My first review was a fairly glowing one, so I’m gonna switch it up and tell you about a toy I…don’t like. At all. Weird,
Toy Review – Feeldoe Classic by Tantus Read Post »