I’ve got a problem. I can barely get vibrators to work. I talked a little bit about it already in my lack-lustre review of the Mini Swan Wand, but I’m finding it more and more difficult to orgasm with traditional vibrators. Even my go-to powerhouses like the Hitachi or Eroscillator aren’t making the cut, and […]
Toy Review – The Aria Finger Wand by Blush Novelties Read Post »
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to force yourself (and your autocorrect) to type the word “dodil”? Very. The Dodil is a very neat new idea that came out last year courtesy of an accidentally brilliant Swede who, while apparently trying to help a friend create a moldable fishing lure, wound up
Toy Review – The Dodil Read Post »
I hate this thing. Sometimes I know I’m going to hate a toy, but when someone asks me to review it I agree anyway, because a blog of only glowingly positive reviews isn’t fair. This was not the case with the Queen Bee. I thought I’d be really into the Queen Bee, I specifically rushed
Toy Review – The Queen Bee by Hot Octopuss Read Post »
I feel like we need to talk a little bit about my G-Spot. I’ve talked about it before in my post specifically explaining the beginnings of my explorations into internal stimulation and the toys I liked at the time, as well as what I hoped to find in the future (more good G-spot toys), but
Toy Review – The Cue by Sola Read Post »
I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s safe to assume this will continue to happen and I have to concede that I just like a whole lot of dildos now. My new current fave
Toy Review – The Real Nude Helio by Blush Novelties Read Post »
In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single satisfactory new vibrator is crossing my path. Who even am I anymore? I’m trying to find some good internal-use vibes to
Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory Read Post »
I’ve been on a positive review streak as of late and I have to admit it’s been pretty nice, but you know the saying – All good things must end. Unfortunately we end with the Snug Plug. I consider myself a creature of habit. When I find pants that fit I buy 7 pairs and
Toy Review – The Snug Plug by b-Vibe Read Post »
I was astonished a few months ago to find a dildo that was so perfect it could oust my first true love – the Vixen Mustang – for my number-one-fave, so you can perhaps imagine my surprise when immediately after, I stumbled onto yet another close contender. I’ve got a hefty handful of insertables that
Toy Review – The Ergo by Blush Novelties Read Post »
Suction cup-based dildos. It seemed like a good idea at the time… A few months back I saw Early To Bed posting about these 100% silicone dildos that were only twenty-five dollars! Affordable body-safe toys are a big deal to myself and many others in the sex-positive community, so seeing something so cheap that appeared
Toy Review – The 7″ Pro Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Cloud9 Read Post »
Listen up people, I’ve got somethin’ to say! I fucking love this dildo. Oh. My. Jesus. It’s so good. Not words you’re used to seeing from me, right? Well I’m just as surprised as you are. While I absolutely love them as a company that makes ethical, body-safe toys and, especially when they’re on sale,
Toy Review – The Adam Super Soft by Tantus Read Post »
God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. MysteryVibe supposedly took a very long time in releasing this toy due to changes made from reviewer feedback,
Toy Review – The Crescendo by MysteryVibe Read Post »
I never saw myself putting something more unpleasant into my butt than that one tantus plug I bought when I was 19 and knew nothing about butts, but I was sorely mistaken. Hah. See what I did there. Sorely. Butts. YA GET IT? Oh, you will… I’m not even certain how you can get a butt
Toy Review – The Ditto by We-Vibe Read Post »