I did it again. I let myself be fooled by form instead of focusing on function. I’ll accept my responsibility here, but can you really blame me? The Kushi looks so fuckin’ cool. The Tenga company originally began back in 2005 making masturbation sleeves and other toys for people with penises. Tenga stands out in […]
Toy Review – The Iroha+ Kushi by Tenga Read Post »
I’ve got a problem. I can barely get vibrators to work. I talked a little bit about it already in my lack-lustre review of the Mini Swan Wand, but I’m finding it more and more difficult to orgasm with traditional vibrators. Even my go-to powerhouses like the Hitachi or Eroscillator aren’t making the cut, and
Toy Review – The Aria Finger Wand by Blush Novelties Read Post »
I hate this thing. Sometimes I know I’m going to hate a toy, but when someone asks me to review it I agree anyway, because a blog of only glowingly positive reviews isn’t fair. This was not the case with the Queen Bee. I thought I’d be really into the Queen Bee, I specifically rushed
Toy Review – The Queen Bee by Hot Octopuss Read Post »
In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single satisfactory new vibrator is crossing my path. Who even am I anymore? I’m trying to find some good internal-use vibes to
Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory Read Post »
God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. MysteryVibe supposedly took a very long time in releasing this toy due to changes made from reviewer feedback,
Toy Review – The Crescendo by MysteryVibe Read Post »
I wanted to like this toy so much, I really did. I thought I was going to finally write a really nice happy review. I’m one of those people who actually does really like to masturbate or get fucked face-down into the mattress, and it’s sort of hard and awkward to work something like a
Toy Review – The Laya II by Fun Factory Read Post »
As someone who has been a fan of Tantus before even starting my blog, you could say I was over the moon in April (2016) when I heard that they were making their own vibrator – and a wand no less! As I saw more and more of the ads and newsletters being distributed prior
Toy Review – The Tantus Rumble Read Post »
*The original Touch and Tango have been discontinued since the publishing of this post. Links have been updated to reflect the upgraded models, but the review contents apply to the original models* If you’re looking at purchasing a clitoral vibrator from We-Vibe, like many readers before you, you will probably find yourself wondering “Touch, or
Toy Review – The We-Vibe Touch Read Post »
Below you’ll find a list of toys that I’m just probably not going to ever get around to writing a full 4000-word review for, but I occasionally reference them in other reviews and they’re listed in my Nightstand so I wanted to at least say something about them. If you have any further questions feel
Mini Review Round-up Read Post »
I’m about to share what might be the most unpopular opinion in the sex toy reviewer realm. I’ve had this toy since October and I’ve been anxious to speak about it, but I have to break my silence, I gotta take the plunge, I need to say what’s in my heart, reluctance and shame be damned. But I already
Toy Review – The Doxy Wand Massager Read Post »
So, during the republican debate, Crave offered a sale that I moronically jumped on, and here I am as the new owner of the Vesper necklace vibrator. To be clear, I’m calling myself a moron not over anything to do with the vibrator or Crave, but because I didn’t consider the currency exchange, international shipping, and duties when
Toy Review – Vesper by Crave Read Post »
Sorry for the two week sabbatical, I was out of town and failed to queue up some posts. I wanted to do a 100% positive review to make up for it, but it turns out I just don’t have another toy besides the Mustang that I feel 100% positive about – womp womp. I come
Toy Review – The Eroscillator Read Post »