I didn’t think I’d be reviewing any more of the typical Womanizer products for a while yet, as many of what’s come out of the last couple years have just been minor upgrades to older models (like new colors) or “new” models that are missing certain features of older, more expensive versions. I don’t believe […]
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I’m becoming more and more interested in clitoral toys that don’t (just) vibrate, and I’m excited to get my hands on them as companies begin to explore new movement possibilities. “Tapping” seems to be catching on finally and I’m rather a fan. My first and only other tapping toy is the Lovense Osci, whose insertable
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Brace yourselves – this one’s a weird one. The toy is weird, my reaction is weird…it’s all weird! I also have to start this off with a warning that if you are to embark on your own journey using this toy, you MUST. USE. LUBE. Lot’s of it. Apply it liberally, because you do not
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It’s been a really long time since I’ve used a wand vibrator – probably not since I tried out the one in Blush’s Noje line back in 2018 (and can that really be called a wand? It’s technically the right shape but it’s so tiny…) I might have reached for my Hitachi once or twice
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I always get excited for budget-friendly toys that are body-safe and don’t suck. I recognize that a lot of the toys I have the privilege of reviewing here are out of a lot of people’s price range, and if my blog proves anything, it’s that everybody’s bodies are going to be different, and not everything
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The name Doxy usually conjures images of a wand built to rival the Hitachi. Doxy has been working for years now to carve out a piece of the industry with their signature rumbly vibes. Based out of England, they’ve cornered a previously underserved market for plug-in vibes (you’d need an adapter to use a Hitachi
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Hey there, hi, I’ve got a terrible review for you – big news, I know. This time we’re looking at the Mighty Thick Rechargeable bullet vibe by Evolved. It’s taken me an extra long time to review this pretty simple little toy, and the reason for that is that it won’t stay fucking charged. A
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So, we’re immediately changing that name because the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator and Vibrator is a lot. Turns out “Fantasy For Her” is a line of toys in the Pipedream brand (because they make SO much shit they need sub-categories) and “Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator and Vibrator” is
Friends, we’re moving up in the world. Only by small increments, but still. The Aria Hot Tongue Rechargeable Bullet Kit is one of several silicone shapes paired with a small plastic bullet by Blush Novelties. The bullet has five levels of steady intensity and five patterns. The bullet is waterproof and rechargeable by magnetic charging
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This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously. But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just pick one name? Every damn toy’s name is the length of a novel. “Exposed” is the collection name, which encompasses 10 different vibrators
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I said back when I took a swing at the Iroha+ Kushi that I thought maybe I’d like something less texture-y and not as broad as the body but not as pin-point as the nub. In perusing the rest of the Iroha line, I settled on the Yuki as the shape that – if any
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Here’s a phrase I’m getting extraordinarily comfortable with saying : I made a mistake. I thought I was going to absolutely hate the Noje W3 – I actually turned down the offer to review it before from another retailer because I was just so very certain that I’d be writing the most uninspired trash piece
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