First I tried the E-stim dual-stimulator. The shape was right but the sensations were all wrong (I hate e-stim and the vibes were non-existent. It sucked.) Then I tried the The Duo and that was fucking ah-maze-balls. Then came the SenseVibe which had power potential, but didn’t fit my clit. So I circled back around […]
Toy Review – The Lush Iris by Blush Novelties Read Post »
You may recall that I previously reviewed the original Womanizer Starlet, and I fucking hated it. I hated it the most out of all the “clit sucking” toys I’ve ever owned (eleven and counting.) My body eventually warmed up to and now cant seem to go without the Pro40, and I was devastated to learn
Toy Review – The Starlet 2 by Womanizer Read Post »
Continuing my strange new influx of dual-stimulators, we have the Duo, courtesy of Womanizer. Out of the 3 Womanizers and 6 Satisfyers I’ve tried, I’ve only really liked maybe 3? And of those 3 total only 1 is a Womanizer – the Pro40 – which of course was discontinued last year after it became one
Toy Review – The Duo by Womanizer Read Post »
Listen, I’ve tried really hard to keep up this grudge I’ve been holding against Satisfyer since our first mass-casualty incident, but Womanizer discontinuing the only model (of the 3 I tried) that I liked, jacking up the prices on the mid-range models, and revamping the style of the new ones means that this hate-on I
Toy Review – The Pro Traveler by Satisfyer Read Post »
*The original Starlet has since been discontinued from the time of this post’s publishing. The review contents remain relevant for the original model, but links have been updated to reflect the upgraded Starlet 3* With the Womanizer Pro40 being the only toy that can reliably get me off at the moment, you’d think that maybe
Toy Review – The Starlet by Womanizer Read Post »
Oh Womanizer. I definitely don’t love you, I kind of want to hate you – truthfully, I don’t know what I feel about you. (Update : This toy eventually really grew on me and is at the top of my favorites list. It took a while and I think this review is still pretty fair
Toy Review – Womanizer Pro40 Read Post »
This isn’t going to follow my typical review style, no, this time you’re going to hear a story, an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish, because it’s the only way I can give you all the info you need to understand why I’m going to tell you to not buy anything from the company Satisfyer
Toy Review – Satisfyer 1, 2, Pro 2, Pro Penguin, Pro Deluxe Read Post »
Below you’ll find a list of toys that I’m just probably not going to ever get around to writing a full 4000-word review for, but I occasionally reference them in other reviews and they’re listed in my Nightstand so I wanted to at least say something about them. If you have any further questions feel
Mini Review Round-up Read Post »