I didn’t think I’d be reviewing any more of the typical Womanizer products for a while yet, as many of what’s come out of the last couple years have just been minor upgrades to older models (like new colors) or “new” models that are missing certain features of older, more expensive versions. I don’t believe […]
Toy Review – The Next by Womanizer Read Post »
It’s been almost 4 years since I first tried the original Duo from Womanizer. I was rather pleasantly surprised then, and I maintain that stance to this day. It’s difficult for a lot of people to find a dual-stimulator that actually fits their body (I’ve certainly had my fair share of duds) so that I
Toy Review – The Duo 2 by Womanizer Read Post »
Pretty much every other review for this toy has started off by pointing out the confusing naming around it – I can’t help it, I’m going to follow suit. “OG” is commonly understood to stand for the “original” or “original gangster”, and while Womanizer as an entire brand certainly is the OG in air-pulse technology,
Toy Review – The OG by Womanizer Read Post »
Dual-stimulators are often considered very hit or miss – weighing more heavily on the miss end of the spectrum for many. I’m just gonna come right out and say it, the Sugarotic is unfortunately not the exception for me. I go into dual-stimulator reviews knowing there’s a high likelihood of them just not fitting my
Toy Review – The Sugarotic Clitoral Suction and G-spot Rabbit Vibrator by Rock Candy Read Post »
This is a tricky review for me. Typically I write only what works for me and my body, and I don’t venture off into too much speculation of “if you have X Y or Z differently then it will totally work for you!” – I leave that determining up to my readers. It’s really your
Toy Review – The Naughty Bits Suck Buddy by California Exotics Read Post »
Kinda weird that a brand called Tracy’s Dog would have a toy named an abbreviation of Pussycat, and for some reason, for this brand – of all brands, the one that has a category of toys on their website called “Fuck Me Up” (and still somehow the “Suck Me Up” headline is grosser…) the full
Toy Review – The P Cat by Tracy’s Dog Read Post »
Update 7/2023 : Tracy’s Dog no longer makes this toy Before we go any further, I’ve got a brand info-dump for you. Tracy’s Dog. What the fuck, right? Tracy’s Dog has been around for many years now, originating as an Amazon retailer of notoriously unsafe products which they frequently lied about the composition of. They
Toy Review – The Little Witch by Tracy’s Dog Read Post »
Air-pressure-wave-“suction”-doohickeys just keep coming, and I just keep trying to find one that can come even close to matching with my beloved Pro40, because one day it’s going to be discontinued and I’m gonna be in big trouble. It’s an unfortunate truth that you cannot simply stock up on electronics (or else I’d have a
Toy Review – The Curvy 1 by Satisfyer Read Post »
Hi there, me again, here to talk about my weird vulva, cuz this review has brought up feelings. If you don’t feel like reading that whole other post, the cliff notes are that my external clit just doesn’t exist. There’s no hood, there’s no shaft, there’s no glans – it’s not there. (Also no inner
Toy Review – The Hop Oh Bunny by Blush Novelties Read Post »
The Love Triangle. Clever. In typical Satisfyer fashion, there’s a new handful of designs to choose from if you’re looking for a pressure-wave toy. The Love Triangle is a silicone-covered palm-sized gadget that is app-compatible, waterproof, pretty quiet, and has an added vibrational function. It’s definitely not the worst thing I’ve experienced from Satisfyer, but
Toy Review – The Love Triangle by Satisfyer Read Post »
Well, Womanizer did it. I’ve been going on and on for years now about how difficult it is to pick or recommend an air-pressure/”sucking” toy because all the brands feel different – and worse – all the models inside a single brand also feel different. I find this particularly bothersome because when you’re shopping around
Toy Review – The Liberty by Womanizer Read Post »
The Premium caught my eye as soon as it came out. Admittedly, all new Womanizer products catch my eye because despite our rough start, the Pro40 has become my number-one-go-to toy, and until just recently it had been discontinued and I have spent each day in terror that my Pro40 would some day die (I’m
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