Kinda weird that a brand called Tracy’s Dog would have a toy named an abbreviation of Pussycat, and for some reason, for this brand – of all brands, the one that has a category of toys on their website called “Fuck Me Up” (and still somehow the “Suck Me Up” headline is grosser…) the full […]
Toy Review – The P Cat by Tracy’s Dog Read Post »
Hey there, hi, I’ve got a terrible review for you – big news, I know. This time we’re looking at the Mighty Thick Rechargeable bullet vibe by Evolved. It’s taken me an extra long time to review this pretty simple little toy, and the reason for that is that it won’t stay fucking charged. A
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I won’t keep rehashing my complete disdain for this company’s name/branding in every review but if you didn’t catch my last one, and you’re here for my contempt towards crappy marketing then you’ll want to check out the first couple paragraphs over here. Tl;dr I fuckin hate this name and their branding. But we’re doing
Toy Review – The Lucky 7 Thrusting Vibrator by Tracy’s Dog Read Post »
Uhm…I love this? It’s weird, I know – you’re not used to hearing me say those words – but this little G-spot vibe has actually become my new fave. I’m as surprised as you are, trust me. The Cici by Svakom is a slim, quiet, rechargeable, waterproof G-spot vibe. Normally I’d be kinda miffed about
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Update 7/2023 : Tracy’s Dog no longer makes this toy Before we go any further, I’ve got a brand info-dump for you. Tracy’s Dog. What the fuck, right? Tracy’s Dog has been around for many years now, originating as an Amazon retailer of notoriously unsafe products which they frequently lied about the composition of. They
Toy Review – The Little Witch by Tracy’s Dog Read Post »
… A lot of the time, it’s not safe for women to speak up and tell the person they are having sex with “your dick is trash.”…
Unpopular Opinion – Fake All The Orgasms You Have To Read Post »
I’m just gonna call it the G Wave – I can’t with these long-ass names. Other companies are calling their toys by single syllables, get it together Blush. The G Wave is a dual stimulator/”rabbit”style waterproof silicone vibrator, with two flexible appendages that are supposed to help get the best fit. As far as the
Toy Review – The Wellness G Wave Dual Stimulation Vibrator by Blush Novelties Read Post »
Air-pressure-wave-“suction”-doohickeys just keep coming, and I just keep trying to find one that can come even close to matching with my beloved Pro40, because one day it’s going to be discontinued and I’m gonna be in big trouble. It’s an unfortunate truth that you cannot simply stock up on electronics (or else I’d have a
Toy Review – The Curvy 1 by Satisfyer Read Post »
Have you heard the great news? I’ve recently been able to add Naughty North to my affiliate repertoire! Naughty North is the Canadian counterpart to Betty’s Toy Box, and with their help I get to bring my readers up north the same great products and deals the US folks get, without paying twice over for
Toy Review – The Full Bloom Ball Gag by XR Brands Read Post »
Hi there, me again, here to talk about my weird vulva, cuz this review has brought up feelings. If you don’t feel like reading that whole other post, the cliff notes are that my external clit just doesn’t exist. There’s no hood, there’s no shaft, there’s no glans – it’s not there. (Also no inner
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The Love Triangle. Clever. In typical Satisfyer fashion, there’s a new handful of designs to choose from if you’re looking for a pressure-wave toy. The Love Triangle is a silicone-covered palm-sized gadget that is app-compatible, waterproof, pretty quiet, and has an added vibrational function. It’s definitely not the worst thing I’ve experienced from Satisfyer, but
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Yep, I got ’em – the brand new and improved Touch X and Tango X from We-Vibe. The Tango has been around for a decade now and has sat quite comfortably at the top of many a “best vibrators” list in this time, and for good reason. Once upon a time, my Tango was my
Toy Review – The TangoX and TouchX by We-Vibe Read Post »