I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s safe to assume this will continue to happen and I have to concede that I just like a whole lot of dildos now. My new current fave […]
Toy Review – The Real Nude Helio by Blush Novelties Read Post »
In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single satisfactory new vibrator is crossing my path. Who even am I anymore? I’m trying to find some good internal-use vibes to
Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory Read Post »
I’ve been on a positive review streak as of late and I have to admit it’s been pretty nice, but you know the saying – All good things must end. Unfortunately we end with the Snug Plug. I consider myself a creature of habit. When I find pants that fit I buy 7 pairs and
Toy Review – The Snug Plug by b-Vibe Read Post »
I was astonished a few months ago to find a dildo that was so perfect it could oust my first true love – the Vixen Mustang – for my number-one-fave, so you can perhaps imagine my surprise when immediately after, I stumbled onto yet another close contender. I’ve got a hefty handful of insertables that
Toy Review – The Ergo by Blush Novelties Read Post »
Suction cup-based dildos. It seemed like a good idea at the time… A few months back I saw Early To Bed posting about these 100% silicone dildos that were only twenty-five dollars! Affordable body-safe toys are a big deal to myself and many others in the sex-positive community, so seeing something so cheap that appeared
Toy Review – The 7″ Pro Silicone Suction Cup Dildo by Cloud9 Read Post »
Listen up people, I’ve got somethin’ to say! I fucking love this dildo. Oh. My. Jesus. It’s so good. Not words you’re used to seeing from me, right? Well I’m just as surprised as you are. While I absolutely love them as a company that makes ethical, body-safe toys and, especially when they’re on sale,
Toy Review – The Adam Super Soft by Tantus Read Post »
God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. MysteryVibe supposedly took a very long time in releasing this toy due to changes made from reviewer feedback,
Toy Review – The Crescendo by MysteryVibe Read Post »
I never saw myself putting something more unpleasant into my butt than that one tantus plug I bought when I was 19 and knew nothing about butts, but I was sorely mistaken. Hah. See what I did there. Sorely. Butts. YA GET IT? Oh, you will… I’m not even certain how you can get a butt
Toy Review – The Ditto by We-Vibe Read Post »
Dearly beloved peddlers of my favourite sexual wares – this one’s for you The World Wide Web is staring down its 30’s, Google is finally old enough to buy cigarettes, and Yelp is trying to figure out puberty. Things like affiliate marketing and product review blogs aren’t far behind – the Internet quite literally
Dear Companies – Addressing Privacy Concerns Amongst Sex Writers Read Post »
Oh Womanizer. I definitely don’t love you, I kind of want to hate you – truthfully, I don’t know what I feel about you. (Update : This toy eventually really grew on me and is at the top of my favorites list. It took a while and I think this review is still pretty fair
Toy Review – Womanizer Pro40 Read Post »
The Doxy Don (formerly the Skittle)…a review that has been a long time coming. Just prior to last year’s Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, Doxy put out a call on Twitter to any bloggers who would be interested in reviewing for them. I’d already reviewed their original wand, but this new prostate/G-spot toy was also available.
Toy Review – The Don by Doxy Read Post »
I wanted to like this toy so much, I really did. I thought I was going to finally write a really nice happy review. I’m one of those people who actually does really like to masturbate or get fucked face-down into the mattress, and it’s sort of hard and awkward to work something like a
Toy Review – The Laya II by Fun Factory Read Post »